godbent: (You Can (Not) Advance)
Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-06-10 03:52 pm

33rd: The Heavens of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[...So, mixed bag since the end of the event. At the end of the event they discovered Neku had gone home. In roughly the same timeframe, she discovered Uriko was gone too, and of course Richard had announced Naoki was gone. She spent the event as Haruhi, who backslid hard in more than one way with Winry and possibly some others. But since then... she's been okay. She didn't go on the mission, but the people who did ought to be back today. Sokka had his deal with Suki going home and a lot of other people have been vanishing, but she herself is okay for the first time in a long while, even if her SOS-Brigade has been shrinking. She ordered Ayumu to move the slot and pachinko machines out of Uriko's former house (and she's unsure where to put all eight machines) but...]

For those that new any of them, Uriko Nonomura is finally home and Neku Sakuraba's also gone back to his Shibuya. [As Neku vanished over a week ago (she simply delayed announcing it because consoling Shiki meant more to her than letting the public know) she suspects some of his friends will have noticed him being more quiet than usual. But regardless-]

But, despite that, Luceti, I've got something different and much more exciting to tell you all about! I'm sure by now all of you have heard of my SOS-Brigade, right?! We're have an HQ ready to take clients at any time in the center of town, we have a boat out at those docks at the ocean, we helped construct a shrine for Amatersu out at the cherry tree hill, and of course one of my Lieutenants, Oswald, is running Hydra Social! You really can't miss us!

Well, this is just a friendly reminder that this Spreading Excitement All Over the World With Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade is open to both new members and new clients in the days to come! We're willing to support anyone that comes to us with problems, particularly if they happen to be interesting ones, and if you want to join our ranks, we'll welcome you as well!

[Cough. Okay] And, as I'm sure all you people who have been here a while haven noticed, we're rapidly closing in on a important holiday. You can guess what it is, right? Tanabata! Of course it's Tanabata, happening on the 7th of July! As always, you and expect the SOS-Brigade to put out fireworks, food, and bamboo shoots to tie your wishes onto come nightfall, but this year we're planning to show you stars both during the day and the night! Do you know how...?

[And here she picks up a megaphone to speak into it into the journal]

Luceti's Second Brigade Hosted Cross Beauty Pageant!

Naturally, as it's going to be happening in July we'll be accepting sign ups - personal or by proxy [so sign up your friends :T] before the day of, and when the day comes we'll be taking a popular and judge's vote, just like last time! And like last time, remember that this is cross beauty! [Cross dressing. Girls in suits (even if last time this wasn't the case). Men in dresses. You know how it is. If you don't...] People who don't adhere to those standards when the time comes will of course be assisted by staff from All Passions or the Brigade itself when the time comes, but let's get those signatures in so that we can ensure it'll be a good show!

I'll be here to answer any questions that aren't stupid - Haruhi Suzumiya, over and out!
fellpool: (Disinterest; I don't care about that)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-06-21 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
If you really want to get rid of them, you can give them away. I bet an alchemist or someone else would appreciate having something to break down into base components.

[He's only half joking.]
fellpool: (You've got to be kidding)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-06-28 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not really works of art if they're not being appreciated...
fellpool: (Oh come on; I'm trying to relax here)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-07-06 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
They're used for gambling. I don't think anyone's going to appreciate them if they're not getting something out of 'em. Repetition's only great when there's some sort of satisfaction involved.
fellpool: (You've got to be kidding)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-07-09 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
I think the appeal will be lost once they start reloading the tokens into machine. ...Unless they're really young kids.
fellpool: (Wary look)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-07-10 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
So ... are we or are we not going to recycle the machines in some way?
fellpool: (Head-scratching; looking frustrated)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-07-15 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right. I don't think the parts in there are so unique that they need to be scrapped, it's just... They're big and not doing anything anymore. [But if Haruhi could find some reason to re-purpose them so they're not just taking up space, all the better.]