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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2011-04-12 06:13 pm

10th: The Advances of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice // Filtered to the SOS-Brigade // 85% Unhackable]

[This morning finds Haruhi sitting on her porch (of House 10) holding a set of dice in her hand before school. She found them last night, and it helped spawn an idea in her head. She's rolling the dice idly on the ground, so anyone is of course free to run into her before then, but-]

Alright Brigade, listen up! In my infinite wisdom I've devised our next scheme. Some people might have been saying "SOS-Brigade, what do they do?" for a while now, and we've been losing a few members here and there besides, but no more! In fact, this new one's going to hit everyone clear out of the park and top everything we've ever done before!

You notice how everyone has been going "oh it's so boring" or "what do you do for fun" and stuff like that? Well, we're going to show them what we do for fun: the SOS-Brigade is going to construct a games house, a gambling den, a casino! Pachinko, slots, poker, blackjack, roulette, craps, showgirls, minibars, we're going to set all of that up and have it operational before the summer begins!

Any objections can be submitted to me once opening night for our new casino happens. In the meantime, we'll be hammering out the details at today's meeting. It's about time we made our name immortal!

[The meeting is assumed, but any insights you think your character might point out/that you want to point out you can show us all here, please]

[Voice // Action]

Hey Luceti! This is your special chance to do a favor for the one and only SOS-Brigade. We're in need of all of the following, so any takers should step forth now! We require: A skilled martial artist, a mathematician, a mechanic who doesn't already work at the smithy, some big meat head - preferably six or more feet tall, a representative from the bar, someone who can fly, someone skilled at hair-care, a skilled massager, a geneticist, anyone who can walk on water and... a hacker, preferably a space-age one.

[Also if you want to find for for action, this evening sees Haruhi going out to outside of House 10 where she's set up some dummies and practicing her martial arts on them. She's good, but she feels sorely out of practice - her muscles aren't keeping up with her brain, and the results are frustrating]

[voice]

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll get it done. No problem. [Even though Precis was more into actual machinery and gears than him. He'll need to see if he can find any books on slot machines. Or maybe Claude would know.]

It has to be a tiger? [...This would probably make more sense if he knew who Siegfried and Roy were.] I'm afraid to ask what network you're referring to.

[voice]

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I should be able to get it done. I'll need to get some sketches or ideas of how a slot machine works. It's just starting and stopping a set of spinning dials at random, right?

[And he'll pop over to the Brigade HQ via teleporter in a little bit, so there's a magical hum of energy and then the removal of the barrel lid before he continues.]

What's wrong with a bear? I'm pretty sure we have bears around here.

[voice]

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mon. I'd never seen a pool table before; I think a slot machine would be a stretch. But it can't be that hard. [pause] ...Though I guess I'll need different triggers for the different payouts...

[Yeah, it'll be an interesting project. But he bets Precis would brag that she could complete the project much faster than him. ...Hmph.]

If you want something flashy, how about some of the pets people have here? Wasn't there a dragon or something around?

[voice]

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2011-04-15 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ashton had dragons. [But Ashton was also ... Ashton, so that wouldn't have worked out in the long run.]

But it would be more interesting than a tiger. [...Possibly.] If it could be trained. [Again, [possibly.]