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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2011-03-14 11:13 am

8th: The Resolution of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[...Okay, she can do this. She's normal, finally (or so she'd like to convince herself) and because of that it's time to get to business.]

...Okay, Brigade, if you didn't get the memo yet we've lost a lot of members- including Naoki and Yoohoo, among others. [Her voice dips. But then there's a slapping sound and she presses on, her tone getting brighter] But that's beside the point! New feathers, there's a lot of you guys now, and old feathers too, some of you guys must want some excitement in your life, right?! Ever feel that budding sense of your existence here being meaningless?! Well, think no further, because for a short time only the SOS-Brigade is accepting applications for new members to our illustrious ranks!

But some of you might think "Wow I'm lame and have been living under a rock and/or haven't read the guide, what is this completely amazing sounding organization," right? Since you asked, I'll answer free of charge!

[and the following part is transcribed with writing as well as spoken. The symbol itself is shown to the journal in the form of her putting a photo-copied version of it up to the camera]

The Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade - SOS-Brigade for short - is the greatest organization ever invented. We're dedicated to finding and solving all the mysteries of this world, thus ensuring that everyone in it can lead a fun and worthwhile life! It's like a form of enlightenment! So basically, people who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

But besides that, we have ensure that people have fun! We have big plans for the coming months! It's Spring, and while we obviously won't get Golden Week, there's always time and need for another Hanami or for contests, attractions, fireworks once we get summer, the beach, the lake, you name it, we're on it! You should fully expect your life to be influenced by our might in the near future! I hope your bodies are ready for it!

So there you have it! And, like I said, we're accepting applications! So hurry up and speak up so that I, Haruhi Suzumiya, can process you and determine if you have the right stuff!

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[Buuut, once that announcement is made in ther break time for school at about 10:30 AM (and thus replies might be later in the day) Haruhi has places to be. She's being low-key about it, but it is White Day, after all. So, during her lunch break at school she sets off- she had her Winry Day yesterday, but she owes Winry something in return. Thus, with a bag over her shoulder around 12:30PM she's made her way to Winry's house to knock.

From there, back to school, finishing it up, the Brigade meeting... and then loitering around town is her MO for the afternoon. She got chocolate for all of the guys in the Brigade (plus Neku and maybe some others) after all, and even she's not voicing it she expects things back from there. ...And Minato. And Keiichi. But she's not going to press the issue there because even she's not sure she wants them. But if you see her lurking around the square in the afternoon that's why.]
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL, THOUGHT | (scarf)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-03-14 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy White Day.

[and just going to turn and... leave...

Inside the box is a carefully decorated cake with vanilla frosting and strawberries.]
kingofwaste: (I was loved once)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-03-14 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Forgotten! ...Or replaced. And anyway, it's not like it's forever. I've seen characters make comebacks before. All it takes is for fans to love ya, and you can leave Wasteland again. Until then, we all just made the best of things.

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[identity profile] coveralls.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
All right? [credentials, credentials? she's said mysterious things, right? what would count as mysterious?] Lessee here. I once saw a ghost in my Ma's attic--Actually, now that I think 'bout it, it was prolly just her old weddin' dress. But damn, that was scary fun. 'Bout gave my friend Keith a heart attack. Uh. I've fought through the zombie apocalypse, ain't no biggie 'bout that though.

Oh man! There was this one time, when my buddy and I were on a rode trip, that I swear I saw a UFO. We were drivin' down I-20 when--BAHM--there was it, just kinda hoverin'. I ain't ever seen nothin' like it before, though Keith said that must'a been the same one that abducted him the summer before. I just think he was drunk, but there might've been some truth to what he said.

Also, uh, I like to have fun. I mean, life back home was just a big barrel of monkeys until the zombies came along, but even that had it's good moments. Ever run on a roller coaster track while zombies chase you? Wooiee, ain't nothin' more excitin'!
herotypical: [ snarky ; happy ] (✝ sew a flag on the back)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ let's try and break this chill with some good old fashioned sunnydale fail!humour. ]

...Are you sure about that no vile schemes thing you said earlier? 'Cause this is definite wiggins territory.
breaks_destiny: (discussing plans)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-03-14 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, he actually is worried and wanted to bring Sekai to her as soon as possible, he wasn't going to play much anyway so...]

I have no idea who you're talking about. But I found it wandering around, all lost. He has stayed close to buildings it seems, I'm surprised we didn't get him earlier.

Anyway, where are you?
herotypical: (}  it's all right)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but I know I'm small potatoes in comparison to some of the other spandex-tights around here. I bet your evil scheme is way more interested in taking them out -- instead, in this scenario I would be the dark horse.

[ god please don't mistake her for being serious. ]
herotypical: (} you never have to do that stuff)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ buffy knows next to nothing about adell so this just gets a look of confusion. ]

No, I meant the Justice League. God -- that is still weird to say. Even considering that they're a little bit real makes me feel way too much like the geek squad.
herotypical: [ snarky ; pout ] (✝ and i could work weekends)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh she does not like being told that she is fictional. it's happened...but she still dislikes it. so she charges through with some quippage. ]

As long as I don't get a stupid one-piece outfit.
herotypical: [ snarky ; neutral ] (✝ fit to drink)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And I refuse to change in a phone-booth.

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[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)


Oh, I - is that for me?

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[identity profile] coveralls.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?] I'unno. Nick's pretty funny, too. But I do like to keep spirits light, ain't no one gonna succumb to the mopes when I'm around.

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