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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2011-03-14 11:13 am

8th: The Resolution of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[...Okay, she can do this. She's normal, finally (or so she'd like to convince herself) and because of that it's time to get to business.]

...Okay, Brigade, if you didn't get the memo yet we've lost a lot of members- including Naoki and Yoohoo, among others. [Her voice dips. But then there's a slapping sound and she presses on, her tone getting brighter] But that's beside the point! New feathers, there's a lot of you guys now, and old feathers too, some of you guys must want some excitement in your life, right?! Ever feel that budding sense of your existence here being meaningless?! Well, think no further, because for a short time only the SOS-Brigade is accepting applications for new members to our illustrious ranks!

But some of you might think "Wow I'm lame and have been living under a rock and/or haven't read the guide, what is this completely amazing sounding organization," right? Since you asked, I'll answer free of charge!

[and the following part is transcribed with writing as well as spoken. The symbol itself is shown to the journal in the form of her putting a photo-copied version of it up to the camera]

The Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade - SOS-Brigade for short - is the greatest organization ever invented. We're dedicated to finding and solving all the mysteries of this world, thus ensuring that everyone in it can lead a fun and worthwhile life! It's like a form of enlightenment! So basically, people who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

But besides that, we have ensure that people have fun! We have big plans for the coming months! It's Spring, and while we obviously won't get Golden Week, there's always time and need for another Hanami or for contests, attractions, fireworks once we get summer, the beach, the lake, you name it, we're on it! You should fully expect your life to be influenced by our might in the near future! I hope your bodies are ready for it!

So there you have it! And, like I said, we're accepting applications! So hurry up and speak up so that I, Haruhi Suzumiya, can process you and determine if you have the right stuff!

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[Buuut, once that announcement is made in ther break time for school at about 10:30 AM (and thus replies might be later in the day) Haruhi has places to be. She's being low-key about it, but it is White Day, after all. So, during her lunch break at school she sets off- she had her Winry Day yesterday, but she owes Winry something in return. Thus, with a bag over her shoulder around 12:30PM she's made her way to Winry's house to knock.

From there, back to school, finishing it up, the Brigade meeting... and then loitering around town is her MO for the afternoon. She got chocolate for all of the guys in the Brigade (plus Neku and maybe some others) after all, and even she's not voicing it she expects things back from there. ...And Minato. And Keiichi. But she's not going to press the issue there because even she's not sure she wants them. But if you see her lurking around the square in the afternoon that's why.]

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[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I love it. Thank you so much.
herotypical: (✝ it's an sos)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-15 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
...So, on average? How many of "your people" get caught trying to photocopy their own faces in any given week?
herotypical: [ snarky ; pout ] (✝ and i could work weekends)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-15 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well...besides the odd ones who think it's fun? Just about anyone from a world without this kinda tech.

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[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[White Day. Crap, he probably should do something for that, huh? Leon digs around in the item bazaar for enough iron products to make a good-sized lump, bringing the small lump of iron to the Brigade meeting.

He'll make something. Since he doesn't think he can cook anything that would impress Haruhi. ...Not that he was trying to do anything like that. Haruhi just had high standards.]
fyulong: (here have some zaiphon you twat.)

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[personal profile] fyulong 2011-03-15 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yuzu too? Seriously? Man... we've got some big shoes to fill, boss.

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[identity profile] isthefootsteps.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is a conversation she doesn't want to have... but she manages a small smile. ]

Are you ready? [ there is no shyness now. she has to be tough. ]

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[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 02:08 am (UTC)(link)


Hey. Why don't I let you get to school, and I'll see you some other time when you're not rushed? Some time soon.

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[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)


Why don't you sleep over tonight? We have plenty of beds if you want your own!

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[identity profile] baka-jyanai.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not shutting up until everyone knows what a lamer you are.

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[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-03-15 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to see the SOS Brigade back in business. Maybe you can help me get Nagakura-san out of his room. He's been such a homebody lately!

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