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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2011-04-12 06:13 pm

10th: The Advances of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice // Filtered to the SOS-Brigade // 85% Unhackable]

[This morning finds Haruhi sitting on her porch (of House 10) holding a set of dice in her hand before school. She found them last night, and it helped spawn an idea in her head. She's rolling the dice idly on the ground, so anyone is of course free to run into her before then, but-]

Alright Brigade, listen up! In my infinite wisdom I've devised our next scheme. Some people might have been saying "SOS-Brigade, what do they do?" for a while now, and we've been losing a few members here and there besides, but no more! In fact, this new one's going to hit everyone clear out of the park and top everything we've ever done before!

You notice how everyone has been going "oh it's so boring" or "what do you do for fun" and stuff like that? Well, we're going to show them what we do for fun: the SOS-Brigade is going to construct a games house, a gambling den, a casino! Pachinko, slots, poker, blackjack, roulette, craps, showgirls, minibars, we're going to set all of that up and have it operational before the summer begins!

Any objections can be submitted to me once opening night for our new casino happens. In the meantime, we'll be hammering out the details at today's meeting. It's about time we made our name immortal!

[The meeting is assumed, but any insights you think your character might point out/that you want to point out you can show us all here, please]

[Voice // Action]

Hey Luceti! This is your special chance to do a favor for the one and only SOS-Brigade. We're in need of all of the following, so any takers should step forth now! We require: A skilled martial artist, a mathematician, a mechanic who doesn't already work at the smithy, some big meat head - preferably six or more feet tall, a representative from the bar, someone who can fly, someone skilled at hair-care, a skilled massager, a geneticist, anyone who can walk on water and... a hacker, preferably a space-age one.

[Also if you want to find for for action, this evening sees Haruhi going out to outside of House 10 where she's set up some dummies and practicing her martial arts on them. She's good, but she feels sorely out of practice - her muscles aren't keeping up with her brain, and the results are frustrating]
sundead: (so you're saying...)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
If they win they get nothing, and if they lose they owe you favors. You don't see the problem?
winged_moon: (yukito ???)

[voice]

[personal profile] winged_moon 2011-04-13 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
For what?
herotypical: (}  it's all right)

[ voice ]

[personal profile] herotypical 2011-04-13 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
While the non-theft is much appreciated, it does kinda beg the question of why a teetotaler is stockpiling alcohol?

[Voice]

[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
If it's someone who can move across the water that you are after, than you need look no further! My body is light, so I'm quite capable of running across it's surface.
sundead: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Right.

[there's evidently no point arguing against her.] So what do you need me to do?
herotypical: (} you never have to do that stuff)

[ voice ]

[personal profile] herotypical 2011-04-13 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ wh-what. ]

Well? I wasn't thinking it then but I kinda am now.

[identity profile] vulcanblazer.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
...I beat up a bunch of martial artists too. The Overlord liked having a few of them around as bodyguards. ...Ninja too, actually.

But if that doesn't count. What would you define as a martial artist, then?
winged_moon: (yukito small smile)

[voice]

[personal profile] winged_moon 2011-04-13 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I know someone who can fly and maybe walk on water, depending on what you mean. But he's kind of grumpy so it'd take some persuasion.

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[identity profile] slatebreaker.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure about this, Haruhi?

[ her words are words of hesitation but her tone is one of borderline excitement. this casino idea sounds thrilling. ]

[Voice]

[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you need all of those?

[voice]

[identity profile] book-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll get it done. No problem. [Even though Precis was more into actual machinery and gears than him. He'll need to see if he can find any books on slot machines. Or maybe Claude would know.]

It has to be a tiger? [...This would probably make more sense if he knew who Siegfried and Roy were.] I'm afraid to ask what network you're referring to.
winged_moon: (yukito smile)

[voice]

[personal profile] winged_moon 2011-04-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, I don't know about that. He's pretty tough.

[Voice]

[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're planning something.

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