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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2011-04-12 06:13 pm

10th: The Advances of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice // Filtered to the SOS-Brigade // 85% Unhackable]

[This morning finds Haruhi sitting on her porch (of House 10) holding a set of dice in her hand before school. She found them last night, and it helped spawn an idea in her head. She's rolling the dice idly on the ground, so anyone is of course free to run into her before then, but-]

Alright Brigade, listen up! In my infinite wisdom I've devised our next scheme. Some people might have been saying "SOS-Brigade, what do they do?" for a while now, and we've been losing a few members here and there besides, but no more! In fact, this new one's going to hit everyone clear out of the park and top everything we've ever done before!

You notice how everyone has been going "oh it's so boring" or "what do you do for fun" and stuff like that? Well, we're going to show them what we do for fun: the SOS-Brigade is going to construct a games house, a gambling den, a casino! Pachinko, slots, poker, blackjack, roulette, craps, showgirls, minibars, we're going to set all of that up and have it operational before the summer begins!

Any objections can be submitted to me once opening night for our new casino happens. In the meantime, we'll be hammering out the details at today's meeting. It's about time we made our name immortal!

[The meeting is assumed, but any insights you think your character might point out/that you want to point out you can show us all here, please]

[Voice // Action]

Hey Luceti! This is your special chance to do a favor for the one and only SOS-Brigade. We're in need of all of the following, so any takers should step forth now! We require: A skilled martial artist, a mathematician, a mechanic who doesn't already work at the smithy, some big meat head - preferably six or more feet tall, a representative from the bar, someone who can fly, someone skilled at hair-care, a skilled massager, a geneticist, anyone who can walk on water and... a hacker, preferably a space-age one.

[Also if you want to find for for action, this evening sees Haruhi going out to outside of House 10 where she's set up some dummies and practicing her martial arts on them. She's good, but she feels sorely out of practice - her muscles aren't keeping up with her brain, and the results are frustrating]
sundead: (so you're saying...)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
If they win they get nothing, and if they lose they owe you favors. You don't see the problem?
sundead: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Right.

[there's evidently no point arguing against her.] So what do you need me to do?
sundead: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...thinking...]

I can cook.
sundead: (doom approacheth)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[though he was expecting that honestly.]
sundead: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Odd conditions? [besides the sun?] I don't think I have to worry about health anymore. And I'm stronger than a normal person.
sundead: (um.)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You said besides being a zombie.
sundead: (so you're saying...)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard that term before...
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[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not really sure what she means by 'terms of zombiehood' so...]

Well, Eu resurrected me. She's a Necromancer... Her magic keeps me from dying and injuries heal pretty fast. I'm also stronger because normally people's brains limit their strength to keep them from injuring themselves, but since I'm dead that doesn't matter anymore.
sundead: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I 'work.' Already found that out...
sundead: (yare yare)

[voice] 1/2

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, right...
sundead: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what about you?

[....] Are you going to be one of the showgirls?
sundead: (bored)

[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're going to stand around and watch everyone else work.
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[voice]

[personal profile] sundead 2011-04-13 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the same thing.

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