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14th: The Fetishes of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

[Okay so she's still on the tailend of recovering from the cold she had when she came back from the draft, but by now the fever has (mostly) subsided and she no longer feels tired all the time which leads her to make an important announcement:]

Keiichi, come pick up your stupid boyfriend, he doesn't need to creep around my house and play nurse anymore! Or... Minako! You get over here and help me get him in a proper nurse uniform if he thinks he can hang around like this! Neku, you're a man, why haven't you kicked him out yet--

[And then there's a scramble because... Minato may or may not have taken note of her doing this. Fuuuuuh. Oh wait-]

Oh and Edward! Chime in!

[Aaaaand here she's forced away from her book :C She's been bedridden/otherwise kept mostly at or around home for a while now, so for Brigade people assume she has not been at meetings since she got back. And aside from her message that she was alive right when she got back (here) she hasn't exactly gone out of her way to contact anyone.

So anyone can tag even aside from the summoned people]

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You're talking about Minato-nii, right? What'd he do this time?

Edited 2011-06-12 00:14 (UTC)

He's creeped around my house for the last few days on and off. [More on than off, in her mind, but she's been sleeping for much of it. She sighs dramatically]

Oh? I was at the clothing store just the other day; I didn't see a nurse uniform, but I did see a maid one! Would that do as a substitute?

Edited 2011-06-12 05:15 (UTC)

No, no! A maid's totally different from a nurse or a waitress! Waitresses and nurses are there to support everyone but have to pretend that they are serving one person at a time, maids are devoted utterly to their master or mistress, and the idea of Minato being my left hand is just weird. I'll take it for you, of course, but there's no way I'd ever put him in it.

[She says all this jovially. Ignoring that she has never met this Minako. She's decided to just fall right in line[

You sure know a lot on this topic. I'll see what I can do! Did you have one prepared or will I need to hunt one down?

The maid outfit or the nurse one? [...] Or a waitress one?

I'm talking about the nurse one, of course! Wait, did you want me to find all of them?

Edited 2011-06-13 01:40 (UTC)

No, I was asking for clarification! If it's the nurse one, I have it, but it's not at the house in his size- swing by my Brigade's HQ - center of town, you can't miss it - and then bring it on up to house ten.

It'll be somewhere in the [giant, walk-in, as big as a bedroom/has a proper fitting mirror area] closet, left side.

Brigade HQ, closet on the left side... House ten! Got it! I'll do my best! See you in twenty or so!

[And Haruhi, now in the kitchen with cookies and possible other inane house guests, just yells from inside-]

It's not locked!

Inviting myself in, then! Haruhi-san?

[On the kitchen, the small slightly flushed girl in the apron shoots a wave over at Minako]

Yo! That's me.

Hi-ho! I brought the outfit! So where's the victim?

He should be around here somewhere... I sense he is near.

[She says this lightly, looking around after taking in a bit of Minako's energy. It's nice]

I've been wondering where he was lately. He must've been treating you well, huh? To get a reaction like this out of you!

[Haruhi's spider-senses are accurate. With almost silent movements, a shadow looms behind Minako.]

[And Haruhi's eyes go wide a bit... and she points behind Minako. As a warning!]

You could've given me a heart attack! Hey, Nii-Nii!

[oh, he saw it already. He fixes her with a critical eye, saying nothing in response to the dress, although what he does answer is obviously applicable to wearing that outfit too.]

No I wouldn't.

[The Enemy is strong. Fortunately, her enlisted help is fairly capable too... and so too is Operative S! Haruhi takes this moment to whistle meaningfully.

....And then get a very annoyed look on her face when nothing happens]

No, it's not. [good luck with that, girls...]

[SEKAIIIIII Haruhi takes this moment to nod at Minako before taking a step back-

And trying to land an elbow to the gut on Minato]

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