godbent | 14th: The Fetishes of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[Okay so she's still on the tailend of recovering from the cold she had when she came back from the draft, but by now the fever has (mostly) subsided and she no longer feels tired all the time which leads her to make an important announcement:]

Keiichi, come pick up your stupid boyfriend, he doesn't need to creep around my house and play nurse anymore! Or... Minako! You get over here and help me get him in a proper nurse uniform if he thinks he can hang around like this! Neku, you're a man, why haven't you kicked him out yet--

[And then there's a scramble because... Minato may or may not have taken note of her doing this. Fuuuuuh. Oh wait-]

Oh and Edward! Chime in!

[Aaaaand here she's forced away from her book :C She's been bedridden/otherwise kept mostly at or around home for a while now, so for Brigade people assume she has not been at meetings since she got back. And aside from her message that she was alive right when she got back (here) she hasn't exactly gone out of her way to contact anyone.

So anyone can tag even aside from the summoned people]

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[He didn't bother saying anything when she initially returned since, you know, he figured she'd be tired. But since she decided to leave another message, he might as well leave one for her.]

I'm done with the slot machines. Just so you know.

[She scrambles a bit- should she talk about the Reverse Doll? About how it's good to be back? About how she's derped on meetings? Something else?

...Dammit awkward. Um]

All of them? Good... that's good. You move them into the building yet?

Yeah, they're all over there now. I just put a sheet over them so no one gets the idea to poke at them. [He sounds a little bored.] You can inspect them whenever you're back 100 percent.

Alright, cool. That's good work, Leon! Good initiative!

Yeah, yeah. [...] Just get better soon, okay? Meetings are lame with only half of the Brigade there.

...Tell me about it, it's boring being stuck at home with nothing to do but watch Shiki's hormone levels get steadily higher and higher.

...Hormone levels? Do I want to know?

Oh she just needs more juice than Neku gives her sometimes, that's all.

[... ... ...]

Okay, yeah. I definitely don't want to know.

I just got used to it, I guess. [There's even a laugh here]

Well, you are living with them. I bet you hear a whole lot of things that would weird out other people.

I'm just glad that there isn't that much intoxication going on.

...Intoxication. Really? [Who cares about age and that stuff. Intoxication involving anyone in Haruhi's house? It sounded like some sort of bad frat party waiting to happen.]

Like I said, not much if any - I don't keep alcohol in the house obviously.

I think I'd be shocked to hear you like the taste of alcohol, anyway.

Like or dislike, my main issue is with the forgetting things part.

That's only an issue if you overindulge, though.

Tell that to nearly sixteen year old me at the Tamaru's place.

...You'd also need a reason to overindulge. [Or so he hopes.]

...Well duh.

Do you have reasons to-- do that?

I meant a party setting, Leon.

Even so. [That doesn't change his question.]

Even so what? Am I an alcoholic? No.

[He sighs. Never mind. What does it even matter, anyway?] Okay. You made me think you'd done something stupid with alcohol before.

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