godbent: (In before rape)
Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-01-07 05:17 pm

25th: The Defense of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

Okay, so listen up, everyone. There's a new girl in town who I want you all to recognize and keep something in mind when dealing with her!

[And then to the book, she holds up a picture of Mikuru ([personal profile] tpdd). Taken with the journal and ripped out - namely, it's just her making tea in a cute pink yukata. Something simple and non-invasive for the time being]

This is her - Mikuru Asahina. She's cute, right? Of course she is!


[And then this face]

If any of you guys are harassing her or hitting on her or whatever and I hear about it I'm reserving the right to pepper stray or taser you. You got that? I'm serious too, don't you doubt that for a second.

[...Okay no with that done with back to smiling! She laughs where briefly before-]

Now! If you want to see her or you just want to helped out - particularly all you New Feathers, bonus points if you have something interesting to show us - recall that the SOS-Brigade is open to taking requests even now. Now that the holidays are over and the winters settling in on us, now's the prime time to do it! Got some stuff which needs investigating? Some emotions you can't deal with, some other inane task we can mend when it comes to interpersonal issues?! Sign right up! the HQ's right in the center of town, you can't miss it.

[... Hm. Yeah that should do it Request post for the Brigade is here, just recall!]

-And for today anyone coming to see Mikuru I'm screening first.

[EDIT: For the record if anyone wants action threads with Mikuru (or Haruhi! or both!) for whatever reason both are at the HQ right now.]
concasse: (talk↠ discussing the good times)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Is she a school friend of yours?
concasse: (neutral↠ and it's cold outside)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-11 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
I see. What was her job? [This makes Sanji realize he doesn't know what the hierarchy of the brigade is besides Haruhi is basically god of them all.]
concasse: (love↠ rabbu rabbu goes my heart)

[Voice] 1/2

[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-14 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yes~! She was adorable~!!
concasse: (sheepish↠ only meant to poison the boys)

[Voice] 2/3

[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-14 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
-- But... a mascot...

[His mind is kinda blown by how wicked and genius that is.]


...
concasse: (love↠ moe - it's super effective)

[Voice]

[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-14 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
... Does she... have an official costume?

[He's just asking, okay!? Every proper mascot has one!




... yes.]
concasse: (love↠ I might explode)

[Voice]

[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-15 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Can not contain joy. System failure is imminent]

Awaaaaah~! She'd make the cutest little bunny~!
concasse: all unmarked icons were made by me; other icons were edited but still credit original creator (huh↠ curiouser and curiouser)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... Haruhi-chan?
concasse: (eh↠ morning cig required for function)

[Voice] LOL the rper's mortal enemy

[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... You sure about that? [What? He is not teasing her. Honest]
concasse: all unmarked icons were made by me; other icons were edited but still credit original creator (wut↠ where DO I hide my hearts?)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-17 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uh-huh]

Whatever Haruhi-chan says~!

Though in any case, if you stick Mikuru-chan in a bunny suit, you might need something more than this taser thing. [He just knows how the minds of men work!]
concasse: (huh↠ go on)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it? What the hell is a taser, anyway?
concasse: (curious↠ the mystery thickens)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-18 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Aaah, so it's like sticking someone with a lightning bolt.

Pretty damn effective.
concasse: (love↠ just the right amount of heroin)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-18 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe not, but better to let them live and remember the pain of their own shitty stupidity~!
concasse: (smile↠ one for the road)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-01-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
No, I never thought so, either. It's just not like you. [Or most people, despite the interesting demographics Luceti carries]

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