25th: The Defense of Haruhi Suzumiya

[godbent]

[Voice]

Okay, so listen up, everyone. There's a new girl in town who I want you all to recognize and keep something in mind when dealing with her!

[And then to the book, she holds up a picture of Mikuru (tpdd). Taken with the journal and ripped out - namely, it's just her making tea in a cute pink yukata. Something simple and non-invasive for the time being]

This is her - Mikuru Asahina. She's cute, right? Of course she is!


[And then this face]

If any of you guys are harassing her or hitting on her or whatever and I hear about it I'm reserving the right to pepper stray or taser you. You got that? I'm serious too, don't you doubt that for a second.

[...Okay no with that done with back to smiling! She laughs where briefly before-]

Now! If you want to see her or you just want to helped out - particularly all you New Feathers, bonus points if you have something interesting to show us - recall that the SOS-Brigade is open to taking requests even now. Now that the holidays are over and the winters settling in on us, now's the prime time to do it! Got some stuff which needs investigating? Some emotions you can't deal with, some other inane task we can mend when it comes to interpersonal issues?! Sign right up! the HQ's right in the center of town, you can't miss it.

[... Hm. Yeah that should do it Request post for the Brigade is here, just recall!]

-And for today anyone coming to see Mikuru I'm screening first.

[EDIT: For the record if anyone wants action threads with Mikuru (or Haruhi! or both!) for whatever reason both are at the HQ right now.]

Comments

voice;

[dragoneer]

Still, don't you think shocking someone is going a bit too far?

voice;

[godbent]

It's not like it'll kill them.

voice;

[dragoneer]

Oh, sure. Just inflict a lot of pain. [He would imagine, anyway.]

voice;

[godbent]

It's a necessary deterrent.

voice;

[dragoneer]

Iiii don't think you need an electrical shock to intimidate people away, Haruhi.

voice;

[godbent]

What, I can lease our your dragon to do it?

voice;

[dragoneer]

No. I mean you're probably already intimidating enough without it.

voice;

[godbent]

-You think so?!

voice;

[dragoneer]

[O-oh gods.]

...Ahhh...yeah. That'd be affirmative.

voice;

[godbent]

So, do you want to meet her?

voice;

[dragoneer]

[Is she trying to trick him?]

...Nnnnope!

voice;

[godbent]

Why not?!

voice;

[dragoneer]

...Because if I look at her the wrong way, you'll shoot me with electricity?

voice;

[godbent]

You're a Brigade member, I'm not gunna do that.

voice;

[dragoneer]

...Oh. Well. Okay. Then. So the whole electrocuting thing is for non-members only?

[WHAT GREAT BENEFITS.]

voice;

[godbent]

Duh. If you're in why would I let you in if you're a creep?

voice;

[dragoneer]

...Oh. Well. Um. Thank you?

[Is that a compliment?]

Sooo...if I end up being her friend or something, you won't taser me, right?

voice;

[godbent]

No. You're in the Brigade and so is she.

voice;

[dragoneer]

Ah. Oh. Kay. Ahh--case closed, then, I guess.

voice;

[godbent]

So are you coming to see her?

voice;

[dragoneer]

What, you--you mean right now?

voice;

[godbent]

When else would I mean?! Look, you can delay if you want but it'll just waste time!

voice;

[dragoneer]

Oh--oookay, right. Um--I'll be right there, then? I'll come by the HQ.

voice;

[godbent]

Good, I'll be waiting for it!

action;

[dragoneer]

[And Hiccup is pretty quick about getting there, so expect to see the viking appear at the Brigade HQ within a half hour!]