godbent | 25th: The Defense of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

Okay, so listen up, everyone. There's a new girl in town who I want you all to recognize and keep something in mind when dealing with her!

[And then to the book, she holds up a picture of Mikuru (

tpdd). Taken with the journal and ripped out - namely, it's just her making tea in a cute pink yukata. Something simple and non-invasive for the time being]

This is her - Mikuru Asahina. She's cute, right? Of course she is!

[And then this face]

If any of you guys are harassing her or hitting on her or whatever and I hear about it I'm reserving the right to pepper stray or taser you. You got that? I'm serious too, don't you doubt that for a second.

[...Okay no with that done with back to smiling! She laughs where briefly before-]

Now! If you want to see her or you just want to helped out - particularly all you New Feathers, bonus points if you have something interesting to show us - recall that the SOS-Brigade is open to taking requests even now. Now that the holidays are over and the winters settling in on us, now's the prime time to do it! Got some stuff which needs investigating? Some emotions you can't deal with, some other inane task we can mend when it comes to interpersonal issues?! Sign right up! the HQ's right in the center of town, you can't miss it.

[... Hm. Yeah that should do it Request post for the Brigade is here, just recall!]

-And for today anyone coming to see Mikuru I'm screening first.

[EDIT: For the record if anyone wants action threads with Mikuru (or Haruhi! or both!) for whatever reason both are at the HQ right now.]

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And then you order a draft! ...But then you don't do that because banana juice is much tastier than that!

Stick with tea.

Can Yotsuba put lots of sugar in it so it doesn't taste bad?

No.

Good tea shouldn't need it.

Yotsuba has never had good tea then, it all tastes yucky. Coffee tastes even worse.

Well if you want good tea, you need to have Mikuru's obviously!

Is her tea really tasty, so tasty that Yotsuba will never be able to drink tea without thinking of Mikuru?

You got it! It's a bit of a hassle, but that's the reality of it!

Oooh, sounds like it's in good form! Yotsuba wants some now!

Well maybe you will someday, in that case! [She would offer for the girl to come to the Brigade HQ, but. Well. You know]

Mmmm! Maybe if Yotsuba wishes really hard then Yotsuba can have some tea as a birthday present. [Just let her find some parental supervision, a map to the HQ and a bunch of other things and maybe she'd be able to go!

But yeah.]

...You could just ask her, or have me ask her? Jeez.

Ohhh, oh yeah. Yeah. [...] Can Yotsuba have some birthday tea? Extra yummy birthday tea?

Depends - is it your birthday?

Yes.

Seriously?

...Yyyes.

If you're lying you'll get nasty tea.

No way! ...It's not Yotsuba's birthday.

See? That's what I thought. [Sigh] Well, I can't give you the good stuff anymore.

Huh? What was that? ...Yotsuba likes good stuff.

Nothing! Maybe next time if you don't lie!

Yotsuba didn't lie it was... It just wasn't the truth! N-No! [...] Yotsuba won't lie again, okay, so you have to save some good stuff for later! For it's Yotsuba's birthday!

Fine, then we'll just save it for your birthday!

Good! Yotsuba will look forward to it and won't bring sugar, or milk, or anything else!

[voice]

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