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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-01-07 05:17 pm

25th: The Defense of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

Okay, so listen up, everyone. There's a new girl in town who I want you all to recognize and keep something in mind when dealing with her!

[And then to the book, she holds up a picture of Mikuru ([personal profile] tpdd). Taken with the journal and ripped out - namely, it's just her making tea in a cute pink yukata. Something simple and non-invasive for the time being]

This is her - Mikuru Asahina. She's cute, right? Of course she is!


[And then this face]

If any of you guys are harassing her or hitting on her or whatever and I hear about it I'm reserving the right to pepper stray or taser you. You got that? I'm serious too, don't you doubt that for a second.

[...Okay no with that done with back to smiling! She laughs where briefly before-]

Now! If you want to see her or you just want to helped out - particularly all you New Feathers, bonus points if you have something interesting to show us - recall that the SOS-Brigade is open to taking requests even now. Now that the holidays are over and the winters settling in on us, now's the prime time to do it! Got some stuff which needs investigating? Some emotions you can't deal with, some other inane task we can mend when it comes to interpersonal issues?! Sign right up! the HQ's right in the center of town, you can't miss it.

[... Hm. Yeah that should do it Request post for the Brigade is here, just recall!]

-And for today anyone coming to see Mikuru I'm screening first.

[EDIT: For the record if anyone wants action threads with Mikuru (or Haruhi! or both!) for whatever reason both are at the HQ right now.]
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[personal profile] tpdd 2012-01-16 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... really? You think so? That's really nice of you. But, um, if I can ask... who's Ran Fan?
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[personal profile] avaricious 2012-01-16 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Ran Fan? She's my bodyguard. [Tea sip. Ahh, so refreshing.]
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[personal profile] tpdd 2012-01-17 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
You have a bodyguard? Oh, wow... that's amazing! Are you... royalty? A prince? [ Those types require bodyguards, you know. ] Or a movie star?
avaricious: (Trollin' along)

[personal profile] avaricious 2012-01-17 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the future Emperor of Xing. But I suppose I'm still just a prince for now.
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[personal profile] tpdd 2012-01-19 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Fweeeeeeeeeeeh---!? A f-f-f-future... Emperor.... I'm-I'm sorry for being so rude in addressing you...?! Um, Your Highness?!
avaricious: (Trollin' along)

[personal profile] avaricious 2012-01-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Hand wave.] Now now, no need for that. You're not from Xing, so my status doesn't matter here. You can still just call me Ling.
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[personal profile] tpdd 2012-01-21 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Are....are you sure? I don't want to... offend you, or anyone else... [ She fidgets nervously, tugging on the sleeves of her yukata. She is being sincere, it'd be a real problem is she offended royalty. ]
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[personal profile] avaricious 2012-01-21 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll only be offended if you try and kick me out. [CUZ PEOPLE TRY TO DO THAT, YOU KNOW.]
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[personal profile] tpdd 2012-01-22 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ CERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE A CERTAIN HARUHI, I ASSUME... ] I-I wouldn't! After all, that would be rude, and um, if you're a friend of Suzumiya-san, it would be rude to her, also... So, I wouldn't. You don't have to worry about that.
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[personal profile] avaricious 2012-01-25 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear it, Mikuru! I'm sure we'll be great friends.