godbent: (In before rape)
Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-01-07 05:17 pm

25th: The Defense of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

Okay, so listen up, everyone. There's a new girl in town who I want you all to recognize and keep something in mind when dealing with her!

[And then to the book, she holds up a picture of Mikuru ([personal profile] tpdd). Taken with the journal and ripped out - namely, it's just her making tea in a cute pink yukata. Something simple and non-invasive for the time being]

This is her - Mikuru Asahina. She's cute, right? Of course she is!


[And then this face]

If any of you guys are harassing her or hitting on her or whatever and I hear about it I'm reserving the right to pepper stray or taser you. You got that? I'm serious too, don't you doubt that for a second.

[...Okay no with that done with back to smiling! She laughs where briefly before-]

Now! If you want to see her or you just want to helped out - particularly all you New Feathers, bonus points if you have something interesting to show us - recall that the SOS-Brigade is open to taking requests even now. Now that the holidays are over and the winters settling in on us, now's the prime time to do it! Got some stuff which needs investigating? Some emotions you can't deal with, some other inane task we can mend when it comes to interpersonal issues?! Sign right up! the HQ's right in the center of town, you can't miss it.

[... Hm. Yeah that should do it Request post for the Brigade is here, just recall!]

-And for today anyone coming to see Mikuru I'm screening first.

[EDIT: For the record if anyone wants action threads with Mikuru (or Haruhi! or both!) for whatever reason both are at the HQ right now.]
fellpool: (Startled; that didn't go as planned...)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-01-20 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[...Wait, wait, wait. His brain has trouble processing that.]

She was older than you? [But she looks so... So... Why are there no words that describe that look succinctly?

But then again...] I guess there's the chest...
fellpool: (You've got to be kidding)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-01-20 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't notice these things, geez. Most people look younger than their real age back home.
fellpool: (Head-scratching; looking frustrated)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-01-21 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe people on Earth look older than their ages. Hnn... [He has to contemplate that whole "example" thing.] The only one you've met from Expel is Ashton -- the guy cursed with dragons on his back. He's was 20 or 21 years old when he was here.
fellpool: (You've got to be kidding)

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[personal profile] fellpool 2012-01-21 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously. I could not make up this stuff if I tried. [Mostly because writing fictional accounts was not a strong point of his.]