godbent | 29th: The of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[So Haruhi got home last night - later last night, and after looking at the bracelet she earned and putting it away, she sighed to herself and went to bed. Thus, it is the next morning after she got up to make breakfast out of some force of habit despite everything that she opens the journal to let everyone know-]

I'm back! About time too, that run a little longer than I was expecting... oh well! It was interesting, at least! Those TPs might be psychos, but they have some neat stuff, even if those pictographs don't really make any sense [she took some notes on them. She could recreate some from memory. But that's another matter] I definitely could have done without the spike pit trap again though, jeez... I even brought a fedora, expecting a classic like a giant ball or arrows in the wall, but no, all I get is some lame spike bit and a bear trap. [Both of which she avoided, but this might not be clear in context]

Well, whatever... I miss anything? Brigade! ...Everyone else! Report!

[When she hears about certain goings on she might be more excited. Like say the cultural fair or if she decides to get a Hanami up or making Miyabi her shrine. As it is though she just says this, leaves the journal open, and goes back to making breakfast.]

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Duuuuuh. Who'd actually kill the middleman?

You never know, with some people. Reducing the middleman to abject poverty and the inability to feed his family sounds better, though.

...I never said that either! The middleman will find someone else to dupe! There's no shortage of stupid people in the world.

Well, I guess it's all good as long as someone's getting duped, then.

Yeah, because then he won't go out of business and the people duped can go on a support system or something.

Aha. So in the end, as usual, the taxpayer gets soaked.

We can blame it on the old generation.

Right, but the rising costs of healthcare are going to strain the social safety net either way.

Well I'm rich anyway, so I can just support the people I care about.

Well, I appreciate the thought, Haruhi.

You should, it would be a considerate loan! [LOAN.]

['...Paid back in labor, probably.']

...Depending on what interest rate you charge.

Edited 2012-04-12 00:08 (UTC)

Don't worry, you'll pay it back before you die! I'm a benevolent overtaker!

['Is an overtaker a cross between an overlord and an undertaker?']

If it's going to be that time frame, I'd rather not have to pay it back before I die, actually.

You better! I don't want to put your children into debt!

But you will if you have to, huh?

I can't go bankrupt for your mistakes, Kyon.

If you're that rich, it would hardly be bankrupting.

Don't you know the value of money, Kyon?! I bet you don't.

['Maybe one reason is that you always take my money and use it to pay for Brigade lunches!']

You can buy stuff with it. It's not very valuable here, that's for sure. What more do you need to know?

My point exactly.

['Did I just get outfoxed?']

So what's the value of money for someone who's just bought a mansion on Hokkaido?

Not losing their investment which they're generously giving out to help the less fortunate in the form of microloans.

Why not make them microgifts if it's so generous?

Because money which isn't earned is just insulting to other people! Use your head, do you want to be a parasite, Kyon?

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