godbent | 1st: The Promise of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[So Haruhi... arrived this morning. Or well, last night? Somewhere in there, and she learned the truth the hard way. She's yet to test it, but she's got no reason to think Mikage was lying unless it was an elaborate troll, in which case she'll beat him into the ground.

Thus, once it's a more sensible hour of the day, she clears her throat after waking up - and skimming the journals, getting a brief feel for how things are right now, but afraid to look back and see Haruki so not that far - in the Brigade room (if for whatever reason you character would be there in the morning, feel free to run into her then btw):]

Hey, Luceti, listen up!

I, Haruhi Suzumiya, have returned as what is probably one of the first new feathers of this cycle!

SOS-Brigade, that means that naturally you're required to show up for future meetings, starting tomorrow. If you fail to attend even one of the ones this week I'll penalize you so much that you won't get to see the sun for weeks, got it?! Luceti's going to get much more exciting from here, so look forward to it, everyone!

[...Yeah, that'll due. She'll wait on responses for a while, but then getting restless (it's before noon, after all), she's going to head out

She's got two locations in mind. In order, she's heading to Winry's house (House 23) to knock on it and look for her, and then once she deduces Winry is missing (and in a much more foul mood) she's matching to claim back House 10. Naturally, your character is free to run into her on the way to or at either of these locations as well

Yes just feel free to run into her in general. Or reply. Or whatever. After all, you all remember her a little... different. Though new people are welcome too. Everyone is]

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...what did you do to Haruki, and why are you trying to replace him?

Who cares about that Haruki loser, I'm the real one anyway! [This is said all quickly because no. He replaced her... somehow]

Then how come I've never seen you before but he was here for years?

Because the Malnosso messed with everyone's memories or something! That was me, not him! Me! I'm your leader, Taichi!

[ARGH she's going to get a headache]

That doesn't make any sense though! There's no way you're the same person...Haruki didn't have boobs!

[At this rate, they both will.]

Of course not! He's a slider, a version of me who is a boy, and I'm a girl so of course I have breasts?!

Well then why'd they bring you back and not him?!

Why do you remember him and not me?!

Why do you remember me when I've never even met you?! ...I don't think.

Taichi, you've been my minions for a long time now, and you've been the Deputy-Vice-Chief for some deal of that time.

[Blinkblink. Starrrring...and then--]

How do I know you're not a robot or some kind of alien that was planted with information about the Brigade in order to go through with a hostile takeover for the Malnosso?

Because I'm a human being. [Normally, she might appreciate this theory, but right now it's just annoying]

...prove it.

...How?

If you're really a Suzumiya, you'll figure it out.

Well... I'm not about yo cut myself or show you my naked, so...

[She spits on him. Yes, saliva is proof]

Man, gross! [...well, saliva is proof, and a very Suzumiya way of proving it...but then again, he could have his clothes lit on fire by something digital.] I guess that sorta counts, maybe.