godbent | 38th: The Generality of Haruhi Suzumiya

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Okay, does everyone remember the raffle with fabulous prizes that my very talented minion, Duplica, ran some time ago?! [this, that is] Well it's time to announce the results!

[Haruhi is standing in front of a shoe box filled with raffle tickets. Well, "filled." Either way, she rummages in there to pick the first name] There might be ten prizes, but there can only be three winners! This draw is for the third pick of prize and it's... [Pull out and reading:] Fenimore! One of the close runners up in the SOS-Brigade's Cross Beauty Pageant a while back! Congratulations! [Fist pump, and now rummage for number 2...] Aaaand it's our very own Oswald! The so-called Lucky Rabbit lucks out with second pick! And the number one ceed goooooes to... [Rummage and pull out-- whoa]

Wow, whoever this is has really nice handwriting. [Okay... reading-] Sakura... Oogami. Okay, Sakura Oogami, you get first pick! All three of you should head to the SOS-Brigade's HQ to tell me which prize you're claiming! In order, Sakura gets first pick, then Oswald, then Fenimore! And if you liked this raffle, and want to do more fun things like it, you should consider joining the SOS-Brigade!

[Okay and then she sits. There's a short pause before-] Furthermore, anyone who was in the last draft- I heard it was in a different Enclosure. I don't really care about all the details of the fighting, but anyone who can tell me what that other village was like can get the beneficial thanks of the leader of the SOS-Brigade! After all, it's Culture Day, so you might as well.

[She salutes the book! Then the end thought-]

And as a parting thought: Do you like pirates, or ninja?

[She doesn't get why they're a polarized debate. But a job is a job, and she might as well make it fun]

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[and Haruhi will be in the HQ for them. But then later in the day she's going to be planting a sign in the ground outside the HQ which reads:

"Got Problems? Come in and Consult the SOS-Brigade!"

And then she's going to be sitting the HQ waiting for clients and answering things on voice the rest of the time.

OOC: Brigade Plans for November, if anyone wants to jack onto threads about pirates and ninjas, feel free to go for it.]

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[She's a ninja.

...Okay no she was just inside, but now on this porch she inhales... exhales... and then puts on a brilliant smile. It's a new move she's trying out. Being Dashing (tm)]

Good afternoon, Aang!

[He stands, a bit dumbfounded by this dashingness, but he starts to come closer. No sense in trying avoidance.]

How are you, today? I saw your sign!

I am quite fine, thank you. And how are you?

[DASHING(tm)

Her teeth might even seem to sparkle]]

[Are her teeth sparkling?]

Oh, I'm... I'm okay. I was just out for a walk.

Oh, that's good. I jog a lot, myself.

Jogging's good, too. All kinds of exercising! All... good. [A nervous laugh.]

Are you uncomfortable, young man?!

[DASHING™]

What? No! I'm comfortable, very comfortable! It's great talking to you, Haruhi!

Then you should come in for tea.

Tea? Oh, I love tea! And coming in for it? That's great, too!

Then, do come in. [And with that, all the way on in. she motions for him to take a seat at one of the armchairs in here and she busies herself with the kettle over here]

Then in... I... come!

[He manages to get himself to swagger inside in his airbending finest and finds himself a seat.]

[Loser!! But fine, the kettle is messed with and now she needs only wait. She smooths out her skirt and then sits, crossing her legs imperiously.]

[He nervously fidgets in his seat and looks around while waiting on tea.]

Nice... nice place.

Jeez, why're you stuttering, I'm not going to murder you.

Of course you're not! [pause] Right?

Of course not. Unlike a surprisingly large amount of other people in this enclosure, the SOS-Brigade doesn't stand for randomly murdering people.

[Mmmmhmhmm, getting this ready]

[He focuses on the table.]

I don't, either.

Well, then it's beneficial we're on the same page.

Yeah, but... [He tries to look up. He can't beat around this anymore.] You saw me once. When I wasn't myself.

[And she turns now, dramatically-] Ahah, so you admit it!

I'm not admitting it! I didn't- Well I did, but- I'm admitting to something, okay?

Objection! If you're going to be that vague, there's no point in a confession in the first place!

I'm trying not to be vague, but I'm not sure where to start!

At the beginning?! What, are you an idiot who doesn't even know how to talk, only how to murder?! Come on, use your brain, if you even have one between those eyes and under that arrow, jeez!

[Huff! And she turns back to the tea]

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