4th: The Exaltation of Haruhi Suzumiya

[godbent]

[Voice/Video]

[For the record, this post comes a few hours after this entry but on the same day. Haruhi is making an important dictation! Oh and for the record she currently has waxy green skin, red eyes, long brown hair, but otherwise looks relatively normal. She was somewhat offput she couldn't bend spoons. But either way, she now sets off her dictation with]

Hey! Some of you heard the slander of those impostor mes earlier, right?! Those two were my insubordinate idiot minions, none of them actions or words should be considered a representation of the SOS-Brigade in the least, got it? [She makes a sage nod here, folding her arms, before spreading them wide and shrugging]

With that in mind though... The SOS-Brigade is now open and willing to accept new members! Right now we're quite strong, sporting my vice chief Rena, my Deputy, Taichi [And now she starts to list on her fingers, counting them off] Minako, Mikage, Kurt, Naoki, Yoohoo, Uriko, Leon, Keiichi, Hanyuu, and of course the one and only Anne of Green Gables! Our illustrious order is the most impressive organization within this barrier, bar none, so if you want to do something worthwhile and fun with your life here, then please step forward! I'm feeling generous, so we'll accept all applications right now for consideration in the final stage!

[Inhale and then exhale] What's more, if you have a mystery to be solved, had a mystery to be solved, or will have a mystery to be solved in the near future, come to our HQ in the center of town and we'll look into it. Alright?

[She smiles, solutes here before-] The real Haruhi Suzumiya, over and out!

[Action]

[And then... later tonight, as promised, she'll be heading over to Winry/Hughes's place ( House 23 ) to pick her up... or hang out there. But the point is she's going over there to see her. Later tonight. She had a long day, okay.

Also if you want to action with her at other points this weekend (except Sunday afternoon because lol, Winry Day) see here, she'll be an alien all that time. All replies to both cases will be with godbroken]

Comments

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

... [...But you're an old man]

Aren't you a little old for this?

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to be sixteen.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and what's your name?

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

Sokka.

[...]

No, I don't actually want to join.

1/2

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

...Sokka? What is that- what you look like when you're ol- [...No wait that doesn't suit the theme, pause.]

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

...No wait that's some family member, right?

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's my dad. [And what he WILL look like when he's old. Maybe.]

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Huh... [Getting a closer look there. It's really not... that bad and she can really see the resemblance]

That's interesting.

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

Yeah... so are you one of your family members?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

If only! I'm an alien, and probably a slider too, given my hair isn't cut! It's awesome.

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

That's what aliens look like, huh?

[His knowledge of aliens and sliders is well, nonexistent. So he's just going to go along with this.]

... I've seen some green kid around town before. [He's never talked to him or anything, but he kind of stands out.]

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Really? I've not really seen anyone like that lately, I think... [But then she's only been back a month and. Well. Memory isn't always perfect when you have mildly conflicting sense]

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

I think he's only in the lower level classes or something. He could just be... green. Not an alien. [Like that weird blue kid.]

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, he could be a mutant or a goblin or something. I mean Martians are probably green but other aliens might be more like greys, you know?

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

... I guess so?

[he has no clue, man. NO CLUE.]

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Exactly! ...So I'll find that guy after this experiment ends!

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

Why wait? Are you worried he might be turned on by the new, green you?

1/2

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?! [...What. Oh what]

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

I-if it was something like that I'd press the advantage! I meant it'll be easier to find him after, that's all!

[... wait why did she- oh sigh]

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

So... what are you waiting for?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Like I said, it'll be easier to track him down when he's normal.

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

A good hunter lets the prey come to them. You just need to make yourself the bait.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

I'm not a hunter, I'm a Brigade Chief. Who thinks of potential associates as prey, jeez.

[afathertorn.livejournal.com]

The same kind of person who thinks of their current associates as their own servants?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

What- no! Who the hell would call them servants?