godbent | 4th: The Exaltation of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[For the record, this post comes a few hours after this entry but on the same day. Haruhi is making an important dictation! Oh and for the record she currently has waxy green skin, red eyes, long brown hair, but otherwise looks relatively normal. She was somewhat offput she couldn't bend spoons. But either way, she now sets off her dictation with]

Hey! Some of you heard the slander of those impostor mes earlier, right?! Those two were my insubordinate idiot minions, none of them actions or words should be considered a representation of the SOS-Brigade in the least, got it? [She makes a sage nod here, folding her arms, before spreading them wide and shrugging]

With that in mind though... The SOS-Brigade is now open and willing to accept new members! Right now we're quite strong, sporting my vice chief Rena, my Deputy, Taichi [And now she starts to list on her fingers, counting them off] Minako, Mikage, Kurt, Naoki, Yoohoo, Uriko, Leon, Keiichi, Hanyuu, and of course the one and only Anne of Green Gables! Our illustrious order is the most impressive organization within this barrier, bar none, so if you want to do something worthwhile and fun with your life here, then please step forward! I'm feeling generous, so we'll accept all applications right now for consideration in the final stage!

[Inhale and then exhale] What's more, if you have a mystery to be solved, had a mystery to be solved, or will have a mystery to be solved in the near future, come to our HQ in the center of town and we'll look into it. Alright?

[She smiles, solutes here before-] The real Haruhi Suzumiya, over and out!

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[And then... later tonight, as promised, she'll be heading over to Winry/Hughes's place ( House 23 ) to pick her up... or hang out there. But the point is she's going over there to see her. Later tonight. She had a long day, okay.

Also if you want to action with her at other points this weekend (except Sunday afternoon because lol, Winry Day) see here, she'll be an alien all that time. All replies to both cases will be with

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You should try the talking before 'getting.'

[You get a look, Minato.]

That's what I meant. I will get them and talk to them, or scold them actually and be done with it. I'm not sure I really want to count such people, who hurt others for fun, as friends.

[he nods.]

That's good.

...You should come inside though. It's cold.

The cold helps to cool down the anger.

[And then Haruhi is walking past... oh. It's the twins. She could wave or something, so she does-]

Hey guys.

[...well crap. just the person they didn't need to see.

uh. What does he do. Waving back ???]

[That's... A green Haruhi? Honestly he doubts anyone other than the real Haruhi would turn into such a thing. An alien... He mostly expected it. Still, he's not in the mood to hear anything about the Brigade and with Minato here looking like Minako... Here's Keiichi, just linefacing, he gives a small nod as greeting with a soft sound of acknowledgment before he eyes "Minako".

That's your brigade chief now, "Minako", be social with her.]

What're you guys doing out this late?

[Doop doop doop]

[thanks bro for playing along.... and leaving him in the lurch :|]

Just trying to get him to come back inside. It's cold out.

[Totally not his fault if you aren't a social being normally, man. He can't play along and outdo Minako's social behavior.]

It's not that cold.

[...Oh]

What, are you going to give him a bath or something, Minako? He looks more unkempt than usual.

[...are you implying things again. But Minako would just go along with the joke, right?] I think he's old enough to figure that out for himself.

You look greener than usual.

[Do you seriously imply such a thing even to siblings? You're sick, woman, sick.]

You sure? He looks like he could use a scrub-down.

[Something is suspicious here. Something is v. suspicious here]

I'm sure he'll take care of it when he gets back inside. [haruhi what are you even saying]

[Indeed, what are you saying. Keiichi keeps linefacing because, honestly, what.]

You look like you could use one too.

[Maybe a bit too snarky? Keiichi doesn't appreciate this nonsense anyway.]

[THIS LOOK, "Minato" - that's a comment she won't tolerate from the likes of "you."]

Shut up.

[yeah just a little too snarky... "Minako" grabs on to her "brother's" sleeve and smiles as brightly as he can manage.]

We really should be getting back inside, Haruhi-san. It's dinnertime too.

[He doesn't care, she's not being the nicest person either, it's probably why people who turn into her think it's fine to hurt others just to have fun. Because it seems she does the same at times, except that she takes things seriously even if they shouldn't be. So still linefacing though he moves as "Minako" grabs his sleeve.]

It's true, it's getting late.

...I've got it, neither of you is who you say you are! You switched, didn't you?!

[Complete with a dramatic point, for an accusation]

[......fffffffff]

What? Why would you say that?

[What kind of logic is that? Does he look like Minako? Just no words, Haruhi. No words.]

Simple! You're awkwardly trying to be cheerful, and he's awkwardly trying to be moot and dour! [With a point at each of them]

But you- [At Minato-ko] aren't talking enough and you- [At Keiichi-to] are being too harsh!

I'm talking plenty... [sob this is no longer fooling anyone. Keiichi, at least keep -your- identity secret.]

[Well, as long as she doesn't realize that he's Keiichi. Let's hope the second Minato isn't visible at the Arisato house or it would blow the cover probably. "Minato" sighs in apparent defeat before showing a resigned smile.]

I really can't understand how he can be like this the whole time. It's exactly why I tell him he has to loosen up! I thought that if he looked like me I could use it to try to get him to open up a bit more, I've even had him going out for errands and all!

[A small pouting gesture at "Minako".]

But she's right, you should talk a lot more.

[Bad big brother.

So now I've gone from trying to act like Minato to trying to act like Minako... The only way this could get worse is if I change into a girl again.]

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