4th: The Exaltation of Haruhi Suzumiya

[godbent]

[Voice/Video]

[For the record, this post comes a few hours after this entry but on the same day. Haruhi is making an important dictation! Oh and for the record she currently has waxy green skin, red eyes, long brown hair, but otherwise looks relatively normal. She was somewhat offput she couldn't bend spoons. But either way, she now sets off her dictation with]

Hey! Some of you heard the slander of those impostor mes earlier, right?! Those two were my insubordinate idiot minions, none of them actions or words should be considered a representation of the SOS-Brigade in the least, got it? [She makes a sage nod here, folding her arms, before spreading them wide and shrugging]

With that in mind though... The SOS-Brigade is now open and willing to accept new members! Right now we're quite strong, sporting my vice chief Rena, my Deputy, Taichi [And now she starts to list on her fingers, counting them off] Minako, Mikage, Kurt, Naoki, Yoohoo, Uriko, Leon, Keiichi, Hanyuu, and of course the one and only Anne of Green Gables! Our illustrious order is the most impressive organization within this barrier, bar none, so if you want to do something worthwhile and fun with your life here, then please step forward! I'm feeling generous, so we'll accept all applications right now for consideration in the final stage!

[Inhale and then exhale] What's more, if you have a mystery to be solved, had a mystery to be solved, or will have a mystery to be solved in the near future, come to our HQ in the center of town and we'll look into it. Alright?

[She smiles, solutes here before-] The real Haruhi Suzumiya, over and out!

[Action]

[And then... later tonight, as promised, she'll be heading over to Winry/Hughes's place ( House 23 ) to pick her up... or hang out there. But the point is she's going over there to see her. Later tonight. She had a long day, okay.

Also if you want to action with her at other points this weekend (except Sunday afternoon because lol, Winry Day) see here, she'll be an alien all that time. All replies to both cases will be with godbroken]

Comments

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

That'd be so weird.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

What's weird about- [...Well okay she knows that's a little weird. She accepts the hand being taken with a sigh, and using the other, free hand, polishes off that milk] ...Whatever.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Well weird isn't really bad. It's actually... well a little sweet.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

[...!]

You... think so?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I do. And if this experiment is to turn into what or who you like... then why wouldn't it be?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Well I don't know, you might not want me in your body for some reason or another.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

It's not like you'd be getting any new parts, right?

And I trust you.

1/2

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

[...!] Thanks...

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

[She cocks her head a little to the side, nodding]

But man, even hair this long is weird now, imagining hair as long as yours is strange.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Your an alien, and your saying long hair is strange?

1/2

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

[She shrugs here. As she shrugs the body randomly changes on her. Haruhi doesn't notice until she speaks.]

Well... I haven't had long hair in a while, but I've had it before. The alien thing is entirely new!

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

[. . . .]

Wait what?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Haruhi?

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

Yeah, of course it's me-

[...Voice. She's talking back in the same voice. Oh]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

You - You're -

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

[...Smile?]

I'm you,right?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Well - Yeah.

You are.

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

Well that was interesting timing.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Are... are my ears really that big?

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

Are they particularly big? [She now reaches to feel her own - well Winry's - ears on her own body. She's actually vaguely surprised (she doesn't know, because this is the logical thing) when she feels no earrings) But]

I never noticed.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's just me.

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

[...This is a little weird. But she accepts it]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Could you take off your shirt?

[godblonde.livejournal.com]

[...Uh. Sure?

She's now going to be taking off the shirt. Hope you like seeing Haruhi's underwear on your body now naked from the waist up besides that. She looks confused though]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]