godbent | 5th: The Contamination of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

So everyone, Valentines is supposed to be about love and stuff, right? But have you ever thought what's up with that Saint Valentine guy who originated the holiday?! Given that it's still popular today, is he just some famous dead guy, or is he now a ghost, trying to appeal to everyone's mind and manipulate them?! Wouldn't that explain how it's popular in both Japan and the West?

Bearing that in mind, even if this holiday is kinda stupid, it's still important to adhere to certain traditions in hopes of seeing any possible Valentines spirits. Because of that, I've gotten chocolate for some of you.

[...Namely all of the guys in the Brigade and grudgingly Minato. She considered some others, like Neku or Sokka, but decided against it. She also considered Winry but she's not sure if that's too weird or not. That said, delivering them? No, she's carrying them around in her bag in case she runs into people for other reasons and failing that going to put what's left in a basket at the HQ after she's done.]

More importantly-! A bunch of you have heard about the beach, right?! And you're all psyched to go there this summer?! Well, brought to you by our SOS-Brigade's genius scientist, Leon [this next part is muttered quickly and might not be heard:] andsomehelpfromSokka we're bringing you the all-new Beach Teleportation System! You know how the ones for the Hot Springs work, right?! Same thing here! The village-end for the teleporter is located in the barracks, and the other end is way off, so we can have easy access once it warms up!

All in a day's work for the SOS-Brigade!

[First reply is of course for her two boys. Once they're done feel free though.]

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[Because she said so, apparently. Damnit, there must be a way out. He's not going to let her get away with that...

Dignity, it was a pleasure to meet you, but now you must go. Right now.]

Then that would be a tie as we're both guys and that makes two votes against your double vote. But! If we go by that the girl side's vote counts double then mine should count double too or at least as one and a half, because between Minato and me it's obvious that he's the seme. So that makes at least Two and a half votes against your double vote!!

[He wants to die.]

...Those words existed in the 80s?!

And bullshit, uke or not, I have breasts!

[Yes you do. Which is why you have to uphold the deal to make it worth bothering with. ...Also, not sure what to think of Keiichi using those labels.]

If you want to watch, you'll have to pay for it. [he's not kissing a guy for the fun of it you know.]

You do realize that I've been here for a year, right?

[He could have learned those words here, you know. Anyway, yeah, pay or there's no show.]

[...]

Well... fine! Fine! I agree!

[....well then, the lady has spoken.

He turns to Keiichi. Are you ready man?]

[Well, he has given his first kiss already. He's ready for it. Besides it could be worse, but it's Minato so... After gulping because, still nervous, he will lean forward a bit.]

[It's a kiss, he's not going to bite. He leans in as well though just before he closes in he stops and says -]

Remember to breathe.

[Eh? Breathe? But wouldn't that tickle-... Whatever, not like he can ask when Minato closes in. So he just... Kisses back, and tries to keep breathing but slowly.]

[...Yeah she's just fixated on this over here She's like oh wow they're actually doing it.]

[It's not a very romantic kiss - not that it's rough, but it's more chaste, and friendly. This is a kiss for a friend, after all.

Are you satisfied yet Suzumiya.]

[Keiichi doesn't complain on it being chaste and friendly. Honestly he appreciates Minato and he's his best male friend but... He's male. So while this isn't extremely awkward and uncomfortable and "do not want" it's not his preference either. Besides he's busy with the breathing thing yet.]/small>

[...Hnnnng. It should he longer! It should!

But this is pretty good as is.]

[It's different from kissing a girl. Not horrible, but definitely different. There's no urge to press up closer, or to use tongue. He's pretty sure Keiichi would taste like chocolate now anyway and that is a little awkward to consider. But still, despite the oddness of the situation... overall, it's nice.

After holding it a few more moments, he draws back.]

[He just doesn't know what face make as Minato draws back so he chooses to look over his shoulder away from both, as if inspecting the place. It definitively wasn't bad or anything negative, it was nice even and if he had ever to kiss a guy he's glad it was Minato. But he doesn't know if showing that would be wise for Minato so... Yeah, that amount of sand over there is very interesting.]

...You two really are gay, aren't you?

[This look, Haruhi. Just. Where did you get that out of him making out with a guy for favors? It doesn't make sense.]

I'm not.

[Keiichi turns to look at Haruhi as well, just... What the heck, Haruhi.]

Neither I am. Where did you get that from?

You both enjoyed that a lot, I can smell it!

[Leaning back a little... (unsure)]

That was just you.

[are you a yaoi fangirl, Haruhi.........

Are you turned on by the idea of two guys making out?

[Well, he can relate. What guy wouldn't be turned on by two girls making out. Then again he's strange because he's quite looking forward to Haruhi rewarding Minato here.]

...No!

[OF COURSE NOT WHAT ARE YOU THINKING]

You really wanted to watch.

[you are not a very good liar Haruhi]

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