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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2011-03-14 11:13 am

8th: The Resolution of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[...Okay, she can do this. She's normal, finally (or so she'd like to convince herself) and because of that it's time to get to business.]

...Okay, Brigade, if you didn't get the memo yet we've lost a lot of members- including Naoki and Yoohoo, among others. [Her voice dips. But then there's a slapping sound and she presses on, her tone getting brighter] But that's beside the point! New feathers, there's a lot of you guys now, and old feathers too, some of you guys must want some excitement in your life, right?! Ever feel that budding sense of your existence here being meaningless?! Well, think no further, because for a short time only the SOS-Brigade is accepting applications for new members to our illustrious ranks!

But some of you might think "Wow I'm lame and have been living under a rock and/or haven't read the guide, what is this completely amazing sounding organization," right? Since you asked, I'll answer free of charge!

[and the following part is transcribed with writing as well as spoken. The symbol itself is shown to the journal in the form of her putting a photo-copied version of it up to the camera]

The Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade - SOS-Brigade for short - is the greatest organization ever invented. We're dedicated to finding and solving all the mysteries of this world, thus ensuring that everyone in it can lead a fun and worthwhile life! It's like a form of enlightenment! So basically, people who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

But besides that, we have ensure that people have fun! We have big plans for the coming months! It's Spring, and while we obviously won't get Golden Week, there's always time and need for another Hanami or for contests, attractions, fireworks once we get summer, the beach, the lake, you name it, we're on it! You should fully expect your life to be influenced by our might in the near future! I hope your bodies are ready for it!

So there you have it! And, like I said, we're accepting applications! So hurry up and speak up so that I, Haruhi Suzumiya, can process you and determine if you have the right stuff!

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[Buuut, once that announcement is made in ther break time for school at about 10:30 AM (and thus replies might be later in the day) Haruhi has places to be. She's being low-key about it, but it is White Day, after all. So, during her lunch break at school she sets off- she had her Winry Day yesterday, but she owes Winry something in return. Thus, with a bag over her shoulder around 12:30PM she's made her way to Winry's house to knock.

From there, back to school, finishing it up, the Brigade meeting... and then loitering around town is her MO for the afternoon. She got chocolate for all of the guys in the Brigade (plus Neku and maybe some others) after all, and even she's not voicing it she expects things back from there. ...And Minato. And Keiichi. But she's not going to press the issue there because even she's not sure she wants them. But if you see her lurking around the square in the afternoon that's why.]
breaks_destiny: (complain)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-03-14 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I listened. And I filed that as useless unless you plan to do it to every guy here to be able to establish what parts of the brain are commonly active for every guy and if there are differences. And then you would still need to find a way to be able to identify and aisle the part of the brain that determines sexuality and compare it again hoping to get a clear result that you may not get after all.

Besides MRI is supposed to be used to distinguish infected tissue from normal tissue, so if you expect to get results on someone being gay or not based on a MRI you're basically assuming that anyone who's gay is a sick, infected person who needs treatment.
herotypical: [ snarky ; happy ] (✝ prepare for ascension)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ already completed? you are one odd duck, haruhi. ]

Oh! And I think you said something about a...a Hanna-Barbera? [ no she said hanami but points for at least trying? ] I'm not sure what Fred Flintsone has to do with anything but I can philosophically get behind the idea of fun. Really, I can.

[identity profile] followstrangerz.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ed's full name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the fourth, hacker extraordinaaaiiire~. [She hops up onto her forearms to look down at the camera with her feet swishing above her.] Ed lives on an interstellar spacecraft with bounty hunteerrrs~

Or Ed used to. [Head tilt and looking to the side a moment then the grin is back.] What about you?
de_bel_survivor: (Neutral > ...)

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[personal profile] de_bel_survivor 2011-03-14 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
How's it going? Recruiting many people?

[He definitely saw her announcement, but didn't respond to it. He's not even sure if he want to take up on it.]
herotypical: [ neutral ; snark ; angry ] (} give me half as much)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ so how self-defeating is it if you get your back up in a serious way over being called out on your fun comprehension? well, conversations with jack sparrow would suggest that the answer is very.

so she tries for cool and nonchalant. ]
I'm young, I'm blonde. Those are like the two main ingredients in fun. All I'm missing is a metropolis.
breaks_destiny: (sigh)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-03-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I still don't think that would work, there are too many variables working into someone finding a person attractive or not and to what level. I like girls but I wouldn't go after all of them, and there are girls who are pretty but I personally find unattractive. By going with general rules the most you probably can get is that everyone is bi or something.
herotypical: [ neutral ; angry ; crossed arms ] (✝ and through it all)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Of course it does. I also -- bake cookies, with friends. No killing there. Or there's the times where I...[ no let's not go into the jack sparrow details as much as playing darts blindfolded and going swimming at night can be. ]

Skating. Everything's gone all melty now but...skating. I skated. All winter. That definitely ups my fun quotient.

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[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I just saw you yesterday. Miss me already?
herotypical: (✝ now tourists come and stare at us)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2011-03-14 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. [ aha. that smile is far more natural. ] And I love it. I'm no Michelle Kwan, but there is definite ice sports enthusiasm.

[ a slight shrug because actually some of this story is a little personal -- but luckily not in the uncomfortably unhappy way. ] Someone put together a little rink behind the barracks back around Christmas. You couldn't even tear me off that thing with a crowbar.
breaks_destiny: (complain)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2011-03-14 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you should have no problems accepting that I'm straight. I wouldn't react much better than Leon to a picture like that unless it was one from a biology book for study... No, I would still recoil at that.
kingofwaste: (Cartoon critter)

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[personal profile] kingofwaste 2011-03-14 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Anything that isn't the "wrong stuff"? As solid as that sounds, that's not a convincing argument.]

You were talkin' about spreading fun and excitement. Who better to have than the ruler of the cartoon Wasteland? Back in the day, my kingdom was filled with parades, fireworks, contests and wacky adventures! Oh, and rides.
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL | (pockets)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2011-03-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Well, she spotted him.

He picks up the box and casually walks over.]

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