godbent | 8th: The Resolution of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

[...Okay, she can do this. She's normal, finally (or so she'd like to convince herself) and because of that it's time to get to business.]

...Okay, Brigade, if you didn't get the memo yet we've lost a lot of members- including Naoki and Yoohoo, among others. [Her voice dips. But then there's a slapping sound and she presses on, her tone getting brighter] But that's beside the point! New feathers, there's a lot of you guys now, and old feathers too, some of you guys must want some excitement in your life, right?! Ever feel that budding sense of your existence here being meaningless?! Well, think no further, because for a short time only the SOS-Brigade is accepting applications for new members to our illustrious ranks!

But some of you might think "Wow I'm lame and have been living under a rock and/or haven't read the guide, what is this completely amazing sounding organization," right? Since you asked, I'll answer free of charge!

[and the following part is transcribed with writing as well as spoken. The symbol itself is shown to the journal in the form of her putting a photo-copied version of it up to the camera]

The Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade - SOS-Brigade for short - is the greatest organization ever invented. We're dedicated to finding and solving all the mysteries of this world, thus ensuring that everyone in it can lead a fun and worthwhile life! It's like a form of enlightenment! So basically, people who have experienced something mysterious in the past, have experienced something mysterious recently, or who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future should come to the SOS Brigade for them be solved.

But besides that, we have ensure that people have fun! We have big plans for the coming months! It's Spring, and while we obviously won't get Golden Week, there's always time and need for another Hanami or for contests, attractions, fireworks once we get summer, the beach, the lake, you name it, we're on it! You should fully expect your life to be influenced by our might in the near future! I hope your bodies are ready for it!

So there you have it! And, like I said, we're accepting applications! So hurry up and speak up so that I, Haruhi Suzumiya, can process you and determine if you have the right stuff!

[Action]

[Buuut, once that announcement is made in ther break time for school at about 10:30 AM (and thus replies might be later in the day) Haruhi has places to be. She's being low-key about it, but it is White Day, after all. So, during her lunch break at school she sets off- she had her Winry Day yesterday, but she owes Winry something in return. Thus, with a bag over her shoulder around 12:30PM she's made her way to Winry's house to knock.

From there, back to school, finishing it up, the Brigade meeting... and then loitering around town is her MO for the afternoon. She got chocolate for all of the guys in the Brigade (plus Neku and maybe some others) after all, and even she's not voicing it she expects things back from there. ...And Minato. And Keiichi. But she's not going to press the issue there because even she's not sure she wants them. But if you see her lurking around the square in the afternoon that's why.]

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Mm~ I think I'll stick with the bear. Canines and felines don't mix so well.

Okay, so a bear in his room. And maybe... you could flood the room.

If the bear doesn't work, I'll try filling it with this weird food I just found. They're white and fluffy and they come from what looks like corn.

Popcorn?

Is that what it's called? It was in the food section of the stores, but...they look like malformed mushrooms.

[...Um.]

What do they taste like? And what's the preparation?

[It's plain popcorn. He's just never seen it before. orz]

....They don't taste like much of anything. They were in a big bag already and there was a little picture of corn on the front.

[...Hm]

Try salting it? Or some sort of spice.

Salt? Really?

Yeah, really.

I'll have to see if Ayumu-san will let me use some salt then.

You need to ask permission for that?

She's very possessive about the kitchen.

...

And she thinks I'm going to steal sweets every time I'm in there.

...Are you going to steal sweets every time?

Not every time.

Whatever- if you need backup why not get her in on the operation?

She's not the pranking type. It's a bit unfortunate.

This isn't pranking, it's life counseling!

... [Right! That's a much better way of saying it. He starts laughing.] If only you could convince Ayumu-san of that. She thinks my counseling makes too much of a mess.

Hey-! You're way to old to be shelving your job to someone like me. You just need to present a good argument for her.

[He laughs even harder.] I haven't had someone call me old in a long time.

And I suppose I could.

Or I could just do it.

Well you're certainly older than me [Albeit sadly not by... a huge margin anymore] And factoring in the timeline differences you might as well be ancient. Seeing what you've accomplished before now, I think counseling Shinpachi should be easy for you.

[Again, laughing. He's not that old.] By that logic, you simply wouldn't exist to me, Haruhi-san. But how old are you anyway?

[...she's been mathing thing.]

...That depends how you count. 19, I guess.

Hm~ So only two or three years then. I suppose that is old.

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