godbent | 29th: The of Haruhi Suzumiya

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[So Haruhi got home last night - later last night, and after looking at the bracelet she earned and putting it away, she sighed to herself and went to bed. Thus, it is the next morning after she got up to make breakfast out of some force of habit despite everything that she opens the journal to let everyone know-]

I'm back! About time too, that run a little longer than I was expecting... oh well! It was interesting, at least! Those TPs might be psychos, but they have some neat stuff, even if those pictographs don't really make any sense [she took some notes on them. She could recreate some from memory. But that's another matter] I definitely could have done without the spike pit trap again though, jeez... I even brought a fedora, expecting a classic like a giant ball or arrows in the wall, but no, all I get is some lame spike bit and a bear trap. [Both of which she avoided, but this might not be clear in context]

Well, whatever... I miss anything? Brigade! ...Everyone else! Report!

[When she hears about certain goings on she might be more excited. Like say the cultural fair or if she decides to get a Hanami up or making Miyabi her shrine. As it is though she just says this, leaves the journal open, and goes back to making breakfast.]

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Oh, that's... impressive. Oh. Okay.

[A beat] So, she's probably going to be in the HQ, right? Of course she is.

Impressive? I don't think she was trying to be or anything.

As for that, she might be there or she might be back at my community housing building, I don't know which.

But not your apartment, right?!

['I can almost feel the finger in my chest over the journal.']

E-Even if she is, I'm obviously not, or I'd know where she was, so I don't see what the problem is!

The problem is if you convinced an innocent girl to room with you for seedy intentions!

Her being in my room at any moment doesn't mean she's rooming with me! Furthermore, none of my intentions are seedy.

['In fact I'm as far from gardening as anyone.']

I can't be a hundred percent certain of that claim!

Well, what claims can you be a hundred percent certain of?

Not many. Doubts are an important part of scientific study!

Well, then, no reason for me to have to prove it.

Except that a certain level of doubt can lead to a citizen's arrest.

After which one would probably be exonerated of all charges, while the citizen in question would be reprimanded.

Objection! That reprimand would be police brutality.

So then you'd have to sue the police.

Exactly! Sue them for all they have, extract a huge settlement and then buy a mansion out in Hokkaido!

Well, guess that turned out pretty well for you after all.

Yeah, then I'd just need to find a publicist... After all, with that sort of victory you could make a killer on the book you could write.

I think you could be a pretty effective publicist all on your own.

['Or at least that most professional publicists would shy away from dealing with. Bunny girls.']

...Oh! That's true, kill the middleman! Of course, I knew that!

Kill metaphorically, of course.

Duuuuuh. Who'd actually kill the middleman?

You never know, with some people. Reducing the middleman to abject poverty and the inability to feed his family sounds better, though.

...I never said that either! The middleman will find someone else to dupe! There's no shortage of stupid people in the world.

Well, I guess it's all good as long as someone's getting duped, then.

Yeah, because then he won't go out of business and the people duped can go on a support system or something.

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