31st: The Spells of Haruhi Suzumiya

[godbent]

[Voice / Action for the library]

[For the last 20some days, Haruhi Suzumiya has been obsessively studying. While she slowed down some after the Cultural Fair, it still was a very, very welcome distraction from thinking about how much she was hurt by that break up. Which is why she's been in and our of the library a lot. Finally though today she has decided to prop open the journal and ask for help.]

Hey, Luceti, does anyone recognize these?

[And she moves the journal to focus on:
* Helios's universe basic spellbook
* Basic Buffyverse spellbook (possibly this one or this one)
Lined up next to each other. these are the two she's had the most success with so far... she even more or less mastered one of the spells in the first one.]

Or these?

[And now it focuses on:
* Touhou Grimoire
* CLAMP universe magic tome (Western)
* CLAMP universe magic tome (Eastern)
Much less success here...]

Or this one? [She is much more unhappy sounding at this last book (a Greenhill Academy Rune textbook) because she's had basically no success even figuring out what it is talking about other than it apparently deals with mythology and magic... things.]

Or, I also found the "Writings of Aurelius" next to those first two ones, but I'm not sure if it's got spells in it or not... [it feels ominous, actually... so she figured it might, but- inside it just looks like a bunch of horoscope type things as well as just some weird old school notes]

I'm looking for people who know these books and are willing to tutor me in what's within them. I expect answers ASAP; that is all. [A pause] Also, Leon, since when do you write textbooks? [And then the camera focuses on a book written by Leon DS Geeste on Symbology]

[Anyone can, of course, question here about this post. Or the books. Or both]

Comments

[voice]

[godbent]

Then go check them out.

[She waves a hand dismissively] The books here are pulled from all over all our universes, it's only natural that anything you can imagine would show up.

[voice]

[winged_moon]

Hn. And you're trying to learn from them.

[voice]

[godbent]

I just said that.

[winged_moon]

Ridiculous.

[godbent]

And what is ridiculous about it?!

[winged_moon]

Those books are from the collection of the most powerful magician to ever live.

[Or books very like them, at the least.]

[godbent]

Yeah, and so what? There's no reason I can't work out something from them.

[winged_moon]

You.

[Disdainful guardian is disdainful.]

[godbent]

Me.

[And at this she mutters to herself, having fire shoot up her arm. She mutters more, having it pull up into a sword-like position above her hand (okay knife really), waves her hand and has it break into some short fire-tentacle things and closes her hand before making it vanish.

...Which was done with filial magic, but details]

[winged_moon]

[He arches one brow just a tiny fraction, unimpressed.]

Theatrics.

[godbent]

[...Wow you suck]

Okay, so you don't want the books.

[winged_moon]

[......]

I did not say that.

[godbent]

I think I heard that, actually!

[winged_moon]

I said that you should not have them.

[godbent]

Oh, you want me to keep them from here on?! Thank you, that's very generous!

[winged_moon]

Stop that.

[godbent]

No, really, the pleasure is all mine!

[winged_moon]

What do you want?

[godbent]

Are you the supposed super powerful magician, or do you just know the guy? If you are him, I'm looking for a tutor. If you're not but still know something, same thing. If you're none of the above then I don't really think you can do anything for me with an attitude like that.

[winged_moon]

I'm not certain why I would wish to do anything for you, with an attitude like that.

[He falls silent briefly, wings flicking with a soft rustle of feathers.]

I... knew him.

[godbent]

Huh, so you might actually know a thing or two.

[winged_moon]

I might.

Though my abilities are of a different nature.

[godbent]

...Right. So can you help me or not?! Make it clearer!

[winged_moon]

I may be able to.

But I am not certain that I wish to.

[godbent]

Then I am certain I'm keeping these books.