4th: The Exaltation of Haruhi Suzumiya

[godbent]

[Voice/Video]

[For the record, this post comes a few hours after this entry but on the same day. Haruhi is making an important dictation! Oh and for the record she currently has waxy green skin, red eyes, long brown hair, but otherwise looks relatively normal. She was somewhat offput she couldn't bend spoons. But either way, she now sets off her dictation with]

Hey! Some of you heard the slander of those impostor mes earlier, right?! Those two were my insubordinate idiot minions, none of them actions or words should be considered a representation of the SOS-Brigade in the least, got it? [She makes a sage nod here, folding her arms, before spreading them wide and shrugging]

With that in mind though... The SOS-Brigade is now open and willing to accept new members! Right now we're quite strong, sporting my vice chief Rena, my Deputy, Taichi [And now she starts to list on her fingers, counting them off] Minako, Mikage, Kurt, Naoki, Yoohoo, Uriko, Leon, Keiichi, Hanyuu, and of course the one and only Anne of Green Gables! Our illustrious order is the most impressive organization within this barrier, bar none, so if you want to do something worthwhile and fun with your life here, then please step forward! I'm feeling generous, so we'll accept all applications right now for consideration in the final stage!

[Inhale and then exhale] What's more, if you have a mystery to be solved, had a mystery to be solved, or will have a mystery to be solved in the near future, come to our HQ in the center of town and we'll look into it. Alright?

[She smiles, solutes here before-] The real Haruhi Suzumiya, over and out!

[Action]

[And then... later tonight, as promised, she'll be heading over to Winry/Hughes's place ( House 23 ) to pick her up... or hang out there. But the point is she's going over there to see her. Later tonight. She had a long day, okay.

Also if you want to action with her at other points this weekend (except Sunday afternoon because lol, Winry Day) see here, she'll be an alien all that time. All replies to both cases will be with godbroken]

Comments

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Do you see things different with those eyes?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

I don't... think so. [She sounds disappointed at this, but then considers a moment... nope. No heat vision, no anything. frown]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Did you find out who was impersonating you?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Kurt and the other one is probably Mikage.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Kurt?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know him? Yeah, it's his idea of a prank.

[This is said... very blase]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I guess I won't watching those movies with him now.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

[...Blink, blink. Wait what?]

What?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

He offered to let me watch his Errol Flynn movies with him.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

That's weirdly specific. [She frowns. ...Weird. Weird. Shaking her head, she's going to take this moment to find herself a comfy place to sit]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

He turned into Errol Flynn earlier in the experiment, and I had never seen his movies before.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, Kurt's from Earth so chances are Errol Flynn is too. [Though she can't place that name for the life of her. But cool, she'll take that spot, idly... itching her her hair. It's weird for it to be this long again]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

It's kind of late. What do you want to do?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

[Think... think... Oh!] Got anything you're working on right now you wanna show off?

[Because he work is interesting]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Oh! Remember when I asked for Buffy's measurements?

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'course I do.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

[Oh...! Inspecting this for a moment...] So I can't tell from this- over or under clothing?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Under. It was commissioned to be concealable.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Huh... it's not a bad idea, is it? What materials are you using- I can't imagine there's kevlar here.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

A metal plate surrounded by

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Yeah, too much padding and it'll rip through, and too much metal and you'll either get dents - which probably hurt like hell - or metal shard in people in addition to the bullet. Or at least twisted metal. In this case, padding to slow down the velocity is idea and then... Well, I'm sure you're the expert here.

I've never held a gun or anything, after all, and you know some military people.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I've done a lot of research on it, actually. I'm sure Edward will be willing to help me out for this last part as well.

[godbroken.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay. [Nod. Concealed... really, now she's just wondering why that Jack dude would think Buffy needs this. She's super-powered anyway, right?]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to get you anything to drink?